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Dodger // 8♥ ([personal profile] smokedout) wrote2017-04-03 03:11 pm

[IC] IC Contact [Riverview]

 "This is Dodger. If you're selling anything, hang up now. If you're buying something, leave a message."
Text / Audio / Video / Action

[Expect conversations with Dodger to be drawn out ICly; he doesn't like to get back to people quickly.]
 
ragnarsson: ([11.5] Adorable little shit)

Voice; set towards the end of Prijata

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-06-05 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he so wishes he could have been there to see the look on Dodger's face when he realized the cupcakes he'd anonymously sent him were poisoned. But sometimes revenge was a dish best served cold. And as Ragnar had always said, beware the fury of a patient man.]

Enjoy the cupcakes?

[He sounded so innocent. No way could such an angelic teenager ever do something as heinous as poison someone he hated.]
ragnarsson: ([12.7] Arrogant)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-06-05 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'll have to pass. Maybe next time. [He says this all in a very casual tone, as if they're actually friends, instead of two men who had already attempted to murder each other now multiple times.]

You honestly ate them? [It sounds like Ivar is just barely containing laughter. If Dodger or anyone else had ever wondered what it would take to get the young warrior to crack up laughing, this was it. Attempted murder.] I knew you were stupid, but clearly I overestimated even your feeble mental capacity.
ragnarsson: ([12.4] Pleased with himself)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-06-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Some call it a death wish, Vikings see it as having a lack of fear about the whole concept of death in general. Can't be afraid when the afterlife is one big preparation for the most glorious battle of all.]

Every great military leader has lost a skirmish or two, especially to those who get lucky. Maybe you'd know that if you'd ever fought in a proper battle instead of just brawling in the streets.

[He's just going for all the cheap shots tonight. It's all about just pissing Dodger off. Easy enough when they're this far apart and words are all they can use for weapons.]

I will give you the answer to that question when you learn how to see out of your right eye again. Have a plan to regrow that yet?
ragnarsson: ([18.20] Look in his eyes)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-06-05 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[That finally gets Ivar to burst out laughing. As if a Viking warrior could be threatened by such paltry descriptions of torture. He comes from an era where men were still crucified, made to hold red-hot iron before being allowed the mercy of death, and boiling oil was poured to scald victims alive during campaigns.]

You say the sweetest things. It'll take a lot more than that to scare me, little man. I've blood-eagled a king and I'd dearly love to get the chance to watch the light die from your eye.

[He doesn't miss the sound of that tone, not with them solely on voice. Ivar is sadistic and psychopathic, but he's never found much use for needless torture unless there's an actual purpose to it. Even taking out Dodger's eye out was all about making the man hurt because of what he represented to Ivar.]
ragnarsson: ([16.12] One day I'll kill you)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-06-05 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
You must be an idiot to think you'd ever get me to beg for my life from your pathetic hands. You think it would give you power over me? You'd never get the satisfaction you crave.

[Any Viking could withstand torture for a good amount of time. Ivar's sheer spite and rage made him even tougher than most ordinary Vikings. If he hadn't cried out when Dodger had brought him inches from death, he never would.]

I wonder if you'll still feel that same way when I blood eagle you. Have you ever heard of it? A Viking death so painful it's only ever been performed on two people in living memory. A knife is heated until it is red hot in a fire, then driven into your skin and muscles of your back, so that it can be pulled away from your bones. Then the axe is employed, hacking into your ribs, and shattering them. If you're still alive at that point, your lungs are ripped out of your back and lain across your shoulders so that they look like wings. Hence, a blood eagle.
ragnarsson: ([16.7] I call bullshit)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-06-05 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I only learned from the best. You should have seen what my mother did to traveling Christians when she got creative.

[Hence where the idea for making a man carry around red-hot iron had come from. Aslaug had made many terrible decisions as a mother, but encouraging her son's psychopathic tendencies until they were a full-blown psychosis was one of the worst.

His voice sounds flat and almost uninterested when he answers Dodger.]


Sounds boring. I can think of at least five better ways I could find to deal with someone I hated.
ragnarsson: ([16.13] Your fate is sealed)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-06-05 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What a vivid imagination you have. As if I'd ever be afraid of a barking dog like you.

[He'd always known that he was sick in the brain, that there was an essential part of him missing that other people had. Looks like Dodger had it even worse. Now there was something he could work with.]

Sorry to disappoint you and your delusions, but there's nobody that I care about.

[Not entirely true, but he didn't need to give Dodger anymore ammunition against him. If he came anywhere near those Ivar had formed attachments to, Ivar would find a way to rip his spine right out of his back.]

And I'd remember knowing where I live goes both ways. You truly have no idea what I'm capable of when I put my mind to it.
antietam: (pic#10332798)

action

[personal profile] antietam 2017-07-13 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At some point when Adam knows Dodger will be home, he sends his new invention to announce itself. If Dodger doesn't hear the light banging of metal hitting his door, he'll be able to catch a note slowly sliding under it.

RoboLampyr activated. Try it out.

It's in Adam's handwriting. If Dodger opens his door, he'll find a little friend hovering there expectantly. It looks rather shoddy given this is Adam's first robot, but it seems to have all the components to get the job done.

It can fly, it's painted to blend in, it has a needle-point stinger that will inject fluid from the bulb in the back, which is currently empty. It's also remote-controlled, which means Adam is nearby controlling it and watching Dodger's reaction. ]
antietam: (pic#10376473)

[personal profile] antietam 2017-07-13 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Adam comes out from behind a corner once Dodger asks his question, controller in his hand. It's small and subtle but has a variety of different buttons on it ]

Nope. Didn't seem useful since you can't be too far away from it. It has a video camera though, mostly just for recording results.

[ He moves it to inspect the dog. ] Hey buddy. [ That's definitely not to Dodger. ]
antietam: (pic#10444122)

[personal profile] antietam 2017-07-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He feels like this dog completely overshadows his invention, but he'll have to ask Dodger where he got it later. It seems rude right now. ] Uh, nice to meet you too.

[ Back to business because talking to a robot dog is weird: ] I swatted it around a bit and it's been able to bounce back fine. It's mostly made out of junk, so it won't be hard to recreate now that I have the schematics down.

[ He makes it fly up to Dodger's line of sight, then it turns around as if modelling. ] It should only feel like a light prick, and it has a few different speeds so it can get away fast if needed. Crashing it into a solid obstacle while going full speed would probably break it.
finethanks: (☆ that's empty of stars)

text; un: whiterose; 8/27

[personal profile] finethanks 2017-08-27 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Where are you? If you take an entire day to get back to me like last time, I'll be gone.
finethanks: (☆ 97)

[personal profile] finethanks 2017-08-27 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw, that's sort of sweet. Having just finished a large concert despite coming out of the hospital only yesterday, Eichi had given it an hour of resting before he started contacting people. But he's still in his outfit.]

I've just returned to my mansion, if you'd like to meet me there.
finethanks: (☆ 146)

[personal profile] finethanks 2017-08-27 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[It might be a little hard to find Eichi in this huge mansion, but he's in the library currently, reading over a letter one more time before he sets it back down on a fancy little coffee table. He's got the left side of his hair slicked back still, and his purple shirt is open more than he normally would allow it to be. Chain necklace, a chain from his belt, he's clearly in an outfit he's performed in.]

I told you to call me Eichi, didn't I?

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